Arriving early to Gorman Bridge, Aideen found Abbey already waiting. Arms crossed, in her tournament attire, the county woman tapped the hilt of her sword with impatience. The site was usually trafficked by soldiers on maneuvers, now devoid of anyone else but the two. Stopping a handful of paces away, Aideen felt a nervousness growing in her chest. Her friend was still angry and that often led to mistakes, sometimes deadly ones.
Turning from the glare of the sun, Aideen put a hand to the warm stone. “We donna have to do this.” The shield maiden offered.
“Sure, we do.” Came the reply, Abbey unbuckling her armor and casting it to the ground.
“I have no desire to hurt you.” Implored Aideen, following suit with her own gambeson.
“Ye done that already. Ye treat me like child cause ye stuck up in that there castle.” Abbey snapped back, drawing her sword.
Slowly pulling her own sword sadly, Aideen readied her stance. “I be under orders to keep an eye on Sir Ferrell.”
Barking a bitter laugh, Abbey spit over the side of the bridge. “It twas not even a social visit then? Ye knew he was there.”
Shaking her head, the shield maiden continued to try and talk her friend down. “Abbey this be idiotic, ye canna win. Surely ye see that.”
Coming at Aideen in a lunge point of sword leading the way. “Keep telling yerself that.”
Parrying the blow, Aideen returned the strike reluctantly. Batting the swing away, Abbey pivoted to the side, swiping down. Rocked on her heels, Aideen slammed metal back driving the country woman in a retreat. Blades weaving, Aideen cross locked the weapons getting close to Abbey.
“Abbey just stop!” The shield maiden said through gritted teeth, muscle strength being put to use in an attempt at dominance.
The county woman’s forehead shot forward, catching Aideen in the cheek. Falling back the maiden worked defensively, parrying and twisting aside the focused attacks of Abbey while working the stiffness of face. Coming in under Abbey’s guard, Aideen landed a light cut on the forearm of the county woman.
Hissing in pain, Abbey disengaged examining the damage. Blood trailed down her fingers. Aideen set her jaw, “Ye earned that one. Ye donna listen. Just end it now.”
Blowing hair from her face Abbey came in again, Aideen locking the swords, turning to wrench downwards trying to disarm the county woman. Abbey let the blade go, causing Aideen to overextend herself. Fist rocked into the shield maiden’s temple. Staggering, Aideen’s vision blurred, Abbey backhanded the sword from the maiden’s grasp. Out of reflex Aideen clutched her hand though there was no pain.
Skipping back a step, Abbey shot forward, arm clubbing the shield maiden at the neck and chest in a vicious lariat with enough force it drove the county woman to her knees. Aideen felt turned inside out as the world flipped nearly upside down. Crashing on her back and shoulders, the wind driven from her lungs. Stars drifted in her vision, ears ringing. Steel scraped stone, Aideen sucked in wind vision clearing enough to see Abbey standing above her, sword pointed down at her chest.
Weakly putting up her hands, Aideen croak panted. “I yield.”
Abbey frowned, tears forming in anger. “And I miss me friend.” She said casting the sword down next to the fallen warrior with a clatter.
*** ** **
Ferrell slipped into the kitchen of the castle, going over the work he wanted to do the next day. Self inflicted tension ate at the man due to the environment. A building dislike for every stone of the structure he was all but forced to stay in. Gingerly staying out of the way of the bustle of cooks as the second course of the evening meal was shuttled to the attendees of the trade convention.
Discomfort flinched through the man. Rolling up a sleeve the farmer scratched at his arm. Helping Abbey fix a fallen section of pig fence before he let gifted him with splinters. Mocking dark flecks of wood in the underside of his arm, too small to get at with his fingertips and teeth.
Meriwether observed the man as she stood in a side hallway leading to the kitchen, her rescuer from a few nights ago. The uniform did not suit the man, too large. Appearing timid as he jumped at nearly any that approached. The man was also prone to theft, apples and wedges of cheese disappearing to the inside of his uniform as if too frightened to ask for what was freely given.
Walking forward, Meriwether headed towards the farmer. Eyes widened and then went downcast upon seeing the Baroness’s aide. Clearing her throat, “Might I have a word wit’ ye, sir?”
“Of course.” Came a very shy reply, the farmer pulled his sleeve back down.
Leading the man to a servants table out of the way, Meriwether sat down smoothing out her favored blue skirts. Ferrell took the chair opposite of her, waiting.
“Let me see that arm of yers.” Meriwether said, taking out a small satchel she kept with her at all times.
Again, rolling the sleeve up, the man said nothing. Peering at the arm, turning his hand over in her own Meriwether opened the bundle. Working at the slivers with a pair of needles.
“Think they will ever catch that assassin they be looking fer?” Meriwether asked gently, removing another splinter.
Looking away Ferrell shuddered, “I know not of such things involving discernment, let alone assassins on the prowl.”
Applying ointment to spots after the dirty wood was removed, Meriwether kept her tone light. “I truly hope he gets away. He saved me from irreparable distress.”
Ferrell stirred, looking up briefly. “Do you think that person could escape the justice of the Baroness, M’Lady?”
Slowly rolling the cloth back down over Ferrell’s arm. Meriwether sighed, “I know not. I would just like him to know that me door will forever be open to him in time of need. That he need not steal cheese and apples like a rodent under sentence of death if caught.”
The farmer froze, Meriwether patted the man’s hand. “If ye see him before I could ye let him know that?”
Nodding slowly, the farmer bit the inside of his cheek. “If I happen across this person, I will do that, M’Lady.”
Rising from the table, Meriwether folded the sachet and turned to leave. Speaking her native tongue pleasantly. It twas good to speak with ye, night archer.
*** ** **
Aideen and Abbey sat back to back on the wide railing of the bridge, the cool air rippling the formerly still waters below. Abbey took a draw from her pipe listening to her friend.
“How be the arm?” Aideen asked, eyes forward.
Letting the smoke curl out her nose, the county woman stifled a small laugh. “Same as the last eight times ye ask. Still works.”
Cradling her knees to her chest, looking out over the darkened waters. Aideen groaned. “I git so swamped with duty; I seldom get time to do much these days. This trade conference be different than the others. It vexes me as to why.”
“It be because Foster brought that Ferrell wit him. Everyone be poised to eat the man, just canna figure if he poisonous or not.” Replied Abbey.
Tossing a stone into the pond below, Aideen huffed. “Nothing makes sense ‘bout the man. Canna read, no know how to ride. Canna tell what end of a sword to use. Sleeps on the floor. Yet, he drops a man at seventy paces in the dark through the break in a stone balcony. Even the war masters be scratching their heads over that one.”
“Why snipe a man in the dark?” Abbey asked, curiously.
Biting her lip, Aideen looked about to assure they were alone. “The man he shot was trying to defile, Meriwether.”
Half turning, Abbey frowned. “And ye did not speak of this before, why?”
Rolling her head back towards the heavens. Aideen kept her voice low. “It not common knowledge of the attempt. Meriwether be fine, I be certain she would be wanting a visit from ye.”
“I be paying her one then.” Abbey said, resuming her pose.
Cupping her cheeks, Aideen leaned back against Abbey. “I be sorry for earlier. Just that Sir Ferrell be so…ugh! I canna even describe it.”
Taking another draw from her pipe, Abbey prodded her brow with the stem of the thing. “ Ye just needed a little reminder where ye come from, no harm. Ye and he got something in common.”
“I be finding that hard to believe, we be nothing alike.” Aideen replied growing confused.
Blowing out smoke from her mouth, Abbey yawned. “Well two things. Ye have a fancy of the other poorly hidden.”
Pausing her protest, Aideen chose to skip it. “What be the second thing then?”
Slipping from her perch, Abbey stretched, looking up at her friend. “Ye both have been hated for no good reason. Color of yer hair, color oh’ his clothes. Same result.”
Aideen fell into silent thought of the words of her friend, an old conflict raising its head. Heart and duty, the last time the two came to blows she lost Silvanus. Seeing her friend walking away, Aideen called out to her. “I come by again soon, as friend.”
The country girl spun, snapping her fingers and pointing at the shield maiden, smiling. “Hold ye to it!”
*** ** **
Before dawn Ferrell woke as usual, rolling off the pile of blankets he arranged on the hard stone floor. Stuffing his backpack with clothing the farmer put on his uniform, not even bothering to buckle the front. Wandering out of the keep, he bid the guards a good morning. Once out of sight, Ferrell shucked the uniform top off and donned a simple brown tunic with a darker brown leather vest over the that. Stuffing the uniform in the pack, cinching it shut tightly.
Breaking into a light jog the farmer made his way to the north end of the city, towards the farming communities. The final harvests were beginning and there was work aplenty. Abbey was kind enough to introduce him to the other farmers, asking they speak in the Imperial dialect for ease. Her arm was bandaged but it did not seem to slow or hinder her work, proclaiming it a weak scratch and not to mind it at all. Expressing obvious attraction to the farmer she refrained from inviting the farmer to her bed again, instead filling the role Ferrell needed more. A friend, to which the man was grateful.
Ferrell traded work for meals, secretly coveting the real reason he was there. The toiling made him feel alive, it helped with how much he missed his own home. Hauling wagons out of the mud, wrestling pigs, bundling wheat. The day passed too swiftly as the sun grew low in the sky, the wind growing colder chilling his sweat. With a final stroke of the scythe, the farmer planted the end in the ground victoriously.
Whispering to the rolling breeze, shouldering the aged farm tool on his shoulder. “Thank you, Abbey.”
Moon overhead after the family finished their meal with the stranger, Ferrell collected the names of the farms that still needed help. The castle loomed ahead, a stone sentinel where he would have to return. Days crept by, the time for his silence had ended yet, Ferrell did not want to confront his cousin. So, he did not, instead stealing away to be a farmer.
Ferrell listened to stories about the people of the Pyrat Isles, their culture was steeped in a strong leaning towards the gods. Most of their stories were about love, lost, found, forged, forgotten. Their marriage rituals were in themselves, some epic saga. If one was to petition for the hand of another, the challenger would have to defeat the kin of those the challenger pursued in some sort of ritual challenge. Contests ranged from foot races, to drinking contests, to all out clan warfare.
Returning to the keep, Ferrell listened to the news of the day. Keeping her word, the Baroness had made thing right, the assassin had been found but if Rupert wanted to question the attempted murderer, he would have to share a cell with man as he would be imprisoned for attempted rape. During the proclamation the Empire emissary lost his temper grabbing the Baroness in court. She hacked his hand off and slapped him with it before banishing the Imperial. What she used to cut his hand off with varied in the telling. A blade of light, a serrated cheese knife, hidden guillotine in the armrest of the throne, her own teeth! The Imperials were indeed on thin ice due to Rupert’s actions.
Rounding a corner Ferrell was grabbed by the shoulder and thrust up against a wall. Xavier snarled looking wild eyed at the farmer, the Captain’s curled locks looking frayed, breath reeking of stale ale. “Tell me. Tell your secret, Cousin! I can’t take this anymore, what technique did you use on her? Mullen? Destra’s Forty Waves? A Pyra variant? I must know!”
Struggling with his cousin trying to push the man away by the neck, “I do not know what you are talking about!” Ferrell replied trying not to panic.
Trying to pin Ferrell the Captain hiss sobbed, “The Baroness. I know you were with her. I satisfy her every inch and still she wears your clothing! What are you other than sturdy?!?!”
Ferrell relaxed his grip hoping his cousin would do the same, keeping his voice even. “She visited me ten nights ago.”
“I knew it!”
Holding up a hand to be heard, Ferrell glanced about, “She took my shirt in exchange for my silence on a matter still ongoing. She did nothing else to me nor I to her. I swear it, Cousin.”
Narrowed eyed considered the oath, Xavier steadied his breathing. “A ploy? You were just a ploy?”
“Seems so, Cousin. I am sorry.”
Xavier let go of the farmer, hugging himself looking to the night sky while laughing bitterly. “Oh, happy day. She got me. I am willing to bet she slipped a dozen or two stipulations in our trade agreements with this distraction from the voting delegations I missed. While I studied the greatest lovers of our time. Looking for something that was no even there, just a shirt given and worn in the right way.”
Patting his cousin’s shoulder Ferrell consoled the Captain, “I am sure it was time well spent regardless.”
“That is what happens when you play the game, she got this one, the next outcome will be much different. Come let us get a drink and wake tub bearer, I could really use a bath. What have you been up to? You have been quite hard to find as of late.” Xavier babbled, a sliver of hope and sanity restored.
** ** **
Aideen drew her cloak about her. She had been following Sir Ferrell as per the Baroness’s instructions for the last seven days. He always came to the farming community and worked. The bruising on her chest for the duel with Abbey throbbed, her pride dented heavily. Still it was duty first, in service to the Baroness. Even after making up with the country woman, Aideen felt slightly shamed at her arrogance set straight.
Every family he visited she paid her own appearance to after the farmer left. He worked for no coin but took food when offered. He rarely gave his name and it was always just ‘Ferrell’ when he did. No, Sir Ferrell. He would work alone unless it had to do with gathering. Every family she spoke to wished they had a farm hand such as Ferrell, he knew the tools and the tasks being asked of him.
At the last house Aideen listened to the elderly couple go on about how they had a bigger crop than they had in years and Ferrell was there to handle it. They would have enough for the winter and even help out a few neighboring families if they did not. The wizened wife lay back in her chair, “Ye ask many questions ‘bout a man tryin’ to git ‘ome. He be jus’ a farmer.”
Aideen felt her brows knit in consideration, “How ye know what he be? A stranger that could be a spy or a danger in disguise?”
The couple laughed, the husband answering. “Ah, shield maiden we be always thankful for yer presence but we be knowing our own, nora matter where they come from. That man ye ask about, he be a farmer, nothing more.”
Thanking the family as she exited, the shield maiden adjusted her cloak. The elderly couple had a familiar presence though she could not quite place it. “Just a farmer? It makes no sense.” Still trying to convince herself there was more than was present, even after the thrashing she received at Abbey’s hands.
Mounting her horse, she counted the lights of the farms she had been to. He had helped all those people, her people. A grin formed but she pushed it back in, not fully trusting the intentions of a supposedly simple Imperial farmer residing in the castle she was raised. Time would tell…
*** ** ***
Ferrell the Farmer
Episode 5 part 6
The farmer paced until the sun went down, taking up his pack with a heart light. Tonight, was a night for celebration as the last of the crops had been harvested and offerings made to their gods. Revelry was afoot and Ferrell could not wait! Briefly checking in on his cousin Xavier, he found the Captain buried deep within his work, going over trade agreements. This had been the fourth time and to his cousin’s puzzlement the Baroness had not changed one item on the arrangement. Of course, this too had to be some sort of trick. Unable to help the farmer left the Captain to his plotting.
Working his uniform top off and walking the road while he replaced it with a far more comfortable tunic. Pulling his head through the hole, Ferrell stopped short. Aideen stood in the middle of the road; her face as beautifully serious as always. “Evening, Sir Ferrell.”
Stammering the farmer worked an arm into the tunic, “Evening, shield maiden Aideen.”
The shield maiden tapped her foot, “And ye be off to in such ah’ ‘urry?”
Taking a page out of his cousin’s book the farmer smiled, finishing putting the tunic on before donning the vest. “Why don’t you come with me and find out?”
“Ye know misrepresenting yerself to me people be frowned upon.”
Shaking his head, the farmer looked back to the castle, “No disrespect, but I think you have it backwards.”
Even when she frowned Ferrell felt captivated, “Is that so?” balancing a hand on her hip.
“Are you going to arrest me?”
“I could.”
Stepping past the shield maiden, the farmer began to trot on. “Well until you make up your mind, I am going this way.”
Watching the farmer move on left her confused and curious. What could be so important that he would carry on in that manner?
*** ** **
Reaching the gathering the farmers were already in the thick of celebration. Torches lined the outside of the throng, as music played. Baskets of bread and fruit were placed on hay bales. Squealing children taunted a goat, racing to see who could climb the tree to safety from the annoyed creature first. Upon a spit a farmer rotated a three legged pig, making jokes about how one does not eat a pig this smart all at once.
Aideen slowed her pace as Ferrell increased his. The crowd took notice of the shield maiden the volume of their clamor diminishing. Her arrival was obviously unexpected. One smiling Abbey took lead, offering her a wooden cup. “We are pleased to have ya!”
Hugging her friend briefly she nodded her thanks as she accepted the cup Aideen watched Ferrell. He fit in with them so well, just an every man with working people. They spoke in the Imperial tongue when he was in their company. Moments passed as the crowd resumed its antics. Trying the drink, the maiden blinked, pulling away from the cup to eye it critically. It tasted like cider but it kicked like a mule settling into a warm spot in her stomach. She would definitely be wanting more.
Ferrell made his way through the crowd, clasping arms and exchanging hugs. “Ferrell! Pick us a tune!” said Abbey from the crowd changing to Imperial so the man could understand.
The band stopped causing the farmer to chew his lip as he was put on the spot. “Do you know, Dragon’s Lode?” The farmer asked, shaking off his nervousness.
Shakes of the head in the reply.
“Well how about Barrel of Hay?”
Again, they did not know that one either.
Scratching his cheek, Ferrell snapped his fingers, “Kick the Road. Everyone knows that one.”
Cups were raised as the crowd laughed, “Kick the Road!”
The tune was a basic beat summed in four chords and all the lyrics were improvised; snippets of the life of the farmers. A portly woman started off, rattling the sides of her skirts, “Me husband be so lazy the boys’ wheel ‘im ‘ome in the wheel-barra. Drunk like a lord, I had me fill. Look ‘im in the eye and I tell ‘im…”
“What ye tell ‘im?” Someone from the crowd crowed.
Spinning on her heels the woman pulled her head back in a howl, “Kick the Road!”
‘She looked ‘im in the eye and told ‘im kick the road!’ The crowd chorused every last line of the lyric.
‘Me wife wanted a dress fine nuff for ah’ queen. So I ‘handed her ah’ shovel and I told her.’
‘Kick the road! He ‘handed her a shovel and told her kick the road!’
So, the song went on of wayward brothers to broken plows, feisty chickens, falling through rooves, funny laments, hilarious mishaps all being expressed and playfully celebrated. Even the stoic Aideen had to cover her mouth from spitting out the brew while laughing.
Finishing her second cup of the brew finally accepted an offer to dance. Awkward and coltish in her movements but no one seemed to notice. There was a freedom to the event. A safety and comfort Aideen had rarely felt. They were celebrating their lives, the gods, their work and each other with no motives of advancement or political leverage. Each time the shield maiden looked over the crowd she would find Ferrell looking her way briefly before smiling and returning to conversations or going back to some simple game.
Abbey appeared at the shield maiden’s elbow. “Ye should challenge him at that game.”
Taking another drink, Aideen giggled. “I would just take the man’s pride if I did so.”
Nudging her friend, Abbey nodded to Ferrell. “Oh? Glad to see he be ascended from an Imperial to a man. He be waiting for ye to come to him, perhaps ye be meeting him half way?”
Handing her cup over, Aideen stretched with a smile. “We shall see.”
Ferrell bowed to the crowd as he stood on the small square, wooden platform having pulled his opponent off their opposing platform using a length of rope. Both players would take the rope and attempt to get the other to step off the block of wood. If a foot touched the ground, that player lost. Likewise, with losing their end of the rope. The contest wasn’t just a test of one’s strength but also wit with a dash of luck. The rope drew firm signaling another player. Ferrell turned to see a smirking Aideen on the other end. Arching a brow, the farmer nodded, “Alright then.”
Bracing himself as the rope drew tight, hunching low to center his gravity. The crowd whooped their approval as the two traded back and forth, loosening their end, drawing the line back to them quickly. Neither made much progress trying to overpower the other. Changing tactics Ferrell feinted a wobble on the edge and Aideen took the bait. Putting her back into the pull, Ferrell let his end go slack. The shield maiden yelped, the back of her heels on the edge of the box teetering.
Ferrell gave a heaving tug on the rope saving the maiden from going off the rear of the box but over the front. Aideen staggered, momentum sending her into the farmer. Strong arms were there to catch her as the farmer spun to the side, Aideen again found herself on the back of her heels again, this time looking up at Ferrell. The farmer couldn’t hear the cheering people as his eyes locked with the shield maiden’s. Her look was one of vulnerability before growing amused again, her chin jutting out.
Leaning down Ferrell kissed the shield maiden, their lips brushing. Circling an arm around Ferrell’s neck Aideen hauled herself up, breaking the kiss and blushing shyly. Abbey gaped, hiding the look by drinking the rest of the cider laden mug. Playfully slapping at the farmer’s shoulder as the crowd laughed, “Ye dear sir be too bold!” said the maiden as she sorted through the sensation just experienced.
The country woman offered the shield maiden a cup, smirking, eyes expectant. “To wash that Imperial taste out?”
Staring down in the reflective liquid with mirth, the shield maiden laid the container down on the table. “Perhaps later.” Aideen said, cheeks still burning.
The merriment carried on; Aideen stayed out of reach of the farmer but she would not leave his company either. The shield maiden haggled for a clay jug of the Mule cider as the celebration drew to an end. Giggling, she walked the road home with Ferrell, looping his arm as she went on about the celebration, “T’was aah’ grand time! Ye good folk kin really get to it!”
Swallowing hard, the farmer broached the lion in the kingdom. “Aideen. About that…uh, earlier.”
Stopping at the crossroads leading to the castle, Aideen held up a hand for Ferrell to cease his words. Mischief encircled her eyes, fingers playing with the end of a braid. “Next time give a little warnin’.”
Ferrell felt his legs grow weak. “Next time?” The farmer asked nearly breathless.
Aideen’s arm swept around Ferrell’s shoulders, dipping the farmer as she returned the kiss given at the celebration. Lowering Ferrell to the ground before letting go of the kiss and releasing her hold on the farmer. Turning away to hide her face she began to walk away leaving the farmer on his back in the middle of the road, “Merry night, Ferrell.”
Rolling his eyes up he watched the maiden sashay away, losing sight as the road the shield maiden took dipped. Ferrell plucked an autumn flower from the side of the road and rest it on his chest, counting stars well until the ground grew too cold for any sensible person to take. “Merry night, indeed.”